Being one of the more anticipated independent releases of 1998, Orange Rhyming Dictionary combines emo-inflected pop sensibilities with the occasional keyboards. Despite the occasional use of wah-wah pedal guitars in "I Typed for Miles," which sounds almost identical to Nirvana's "Heart Shaped Box," Jets to Brazil live up to their hype. Most of the songs clock in at an epic length while containing storytelling lyrics with Blake Schwarzenbach's (formerly of Jawbreaker) trademark raspy vocals. Mood swings also accompany the sound of Orange Rhyming Dictionary, which can move from laid-back and gloomy too upbeat and not as gloomy, all in a good sort of way though. Definitely recommended.
Ex members of Jawbreaker, Texas is the Reason, and Handsome. Interesting
album, more poppy than rock. Lyrics reminiscent of Guided By Voices.
This album definitely grows on you with more listens. It's not quite
like anything I've heard before, and so most reviews I’ve read pretty
much don't sum up the band. I know this doesn’t either. But I think this
is the direction rock is headed, as many former emo bands seem to be
breaking new ground (Jawbox, Promise Ring, Jimmy Eat World). Listen for
the keyboards, it's not so much a throw-back to 80s synth new-wave rock,
but a sure sign that any instrument can work in a rock song. I saw them
live, and they sounded incredible.
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About two weeks ago, something very bad happened.
I was cooking a sandwhich at the steak shop I work at, listening to this
album. I was bobbing my head, trying to ignore the customers staring at
me, making sure I wasn't spitting in their food. They always stare at
me. The next sandwhich was called over the loud speaker and, like the
"slave to the man" that I am, I emidiately began to cook it. I looked up
to see who this customer was (I was hopeing for maybe a short-haired
brunette girl with a perfect smile and a big ol' butt, but no such luck)
only to see a disturbingly ugly young lad with died black hair, several
chains and facial piercings, and an Exploited t-shirt on.
"What's up man." I said, as I normally do to people dawning the punk style.
"What the fuck are you listening to?" he said rather rudely.
"Jets to Brazil, and could you not curse in front of the other customers." I replied, just as rudely.
"Jets to Brazil...oh yeah, I've heard them. They fucking suck. They sound like R.E.M. or some shit like that."
"R.E.M.!!! Dude, you obviously haven't heard them. They're like
post-punk, but completely different from anything out there, with some
of the best lyrics you'll ever hear, and please, don't curse in front of
the customers."
I was begining to get a little heated with this guy, and believe me, I don't get mad very often.
"Whatever. I've heard them and they fucking suck. Please don't call
them punk cause they sure as fuck aren't punk. They're slow and sad, and
their lyrics don't make any sense. Just fucking stupid if you ask me."
At that moment, I walked back to the back, changed the cd player to
song 2, "Morning New Disease", and replied "Listen to this fucking song
and tell me they don't rock."
He stood there listening to the song, in my opinion, the best on the album, but still, no luck.
"It's crappy alternative music, man. They fucking suck. Go get a fucking Fear album, you fucking putz."
"Man, FUCK YOU. I like Fear, but Jets to Brazil is way fuckin'
better than Fear. They have more thought in one verse than Fear ever had
in their lives." I said, my temper rising.
"Wait a second....I knew I knew you from somewhere. You were at that
party on Lincoln St. last month weren't ya. AHHAAHHAH! You puked off
the deck all night and passed out in the yard.AAAHHHAAHA!"
Granted, I was there, I was shitfaced, and I probably did puke at
some point in the night, but one thing I don't do is pass out before all
the beer that is there to drink has been drunk.
"Fuck you man, that wasn't me." I handed the asshole his sandwhich and said "Get the fuck out of my face."
"Later pussy, have fun cooking and listening to your pussy rock. Don't puke on the grill, pussy."
At that moment, something inside of me snapped. I grabbed the
spatula, leaped the counter in a single bound, and ran after the guy.
When I reached him, I grabbed his shoulder, spun him around, and decked
him with my cooking utincil.
"Aww, Fuck, you broke my..."
I continued to pound away as if he were a piece of chicken on the
grill. One of his facial piercings was now lying a few feet away, and he
was crying like a baby.
"Get off me man, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm mmmmhhmhmmh...."
Just as I began to get the spatula into his mouth, the mall security
guards pulled me off him, slapped some cuffs on me, and took me to jail.
Yesterday, after two weeks of waiting in a very lonely cell, I finally stood before the judge.
"Fathead, you are charged with aggrivated assault with a spatchula, how do you plead?"
"Guilty, your honor"
"What the hell were you thinking son?"
"The guy just kept on talking trash about Jets to Brazil, and I guess I just snapped."
"Well, seeing how this is your first offense, I'm going to let you go
with a $25 fine, as long as you don't let it happen again."
"Thank you sir, thank you." I said exstatically"
"Just one more thing..." he said in a stern voice. "Do you have a copy of "Dear You" I can borrow, I can't find it anywhere?"
"Hahaha, I sure do,Judge, I sure do!"
Mark Williams
punknews.org
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